Review:
We’ve given it a hundred names: booty, backside, buttocks, badonkadonk, butt, bottom, bumper and many more, but no matter what you call it, you know that you wanna pinch, stroke, slap, poke, prod and ram that ass. Men chase tail, we fancy the fanny and we love a baby with back. Billy Shakespeare said that, “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” Well I don’t know about the smells it produces, but I, for one, don’t give a damn what name you give it, I’m hooked on ass and Ass Fixation sounds like the site for me. All ass, all the time? Yeah, I’m ready for this one.
To watch pornstars get reamed in the ass by a pro is always a delight, but when the website brings you video after video of some of the hottest stars in the biz getting their asshole stretched around a hard, pounding dick, it should herald the arrival of one of the top porn sites you can find. I just hope that it can live up to my expectations. Let’s take a look.
The free tour of Ass Fixation is an ass lover’s wet dream come true. Watching preview videos of Tory Lane, Shyla Stylez, Flower Tucci and more baring ass and getting reamed by one, two or even three massive cocks. So far, so good. But let’s push a little deeper into the members’ section.
There are 64 episodes in the Ass Fixation members’ area, each one approximately 35 minutes in length. Unfortunately, from what I can tell, none of these scenes are exclusive but are rather taken from DVD. While I’m still intrigued by the great looking anal action, I’m a little bit put-off by the fact that the content isn’t exclusive. There is a new update posted every week, however, which at least means that they are committed to building a library of solid anal pounding movies.
Trying to watch one of the movies was a frustrating experience. I often like to download movies and keep them in my collection, but I usually stream the movie (or at least a good portion of it) first, just to make sure that I like it before dealing with the download times. Ass Fixation, however, does not have a genuine streaming option. The only difference between the stream and download selection here is that the stream option doesn’t actually stream the video but rather downloads the file to a temp folder and then deletes it when you’re done, but either way you’ll need to download the entire file before you’re able to watch the video. The fact that downloads weren’t exactly fast didn’t help the cause.
When the video did finally play, I was disappointed at the quality. Playing at only 438x360 resolution, the movie could be watched full screen, but only if you are prepared to deal with significant fuzziness. The action itself was fairly “paint-by-numbers” and didn’t offer anything that hasn’t been seen many times before elsewhere.
Of course, you do get access to 10 bonus sites that, while exclusive to this network, also offer DVD licensed content. One of those sites, though, is focused on the incomparable Jenna Haze, but if those sites are anything like this one, they will be sure to be a disappointment.
Ultimately, this site is of average quality and survives, most likely, on the strength of an above average tour. The free tour of Ass Fixation is not dishonest (you do get everything that they say you will) so much as it is an excellent marketing tool, succeeding in making Ass Fixation look far better than it actually is. Not a bad site, per se, but I was hoping for so much more and ended up feeling let down. A shame.
Grade: 69/100
