Ass Parade

Review:

     Those of you who were alive in the early 90’s may remember a video called Buns of Steel, which basically tried to convince the women of the world that they needed a small firm, hard ass. But times have changed, and now us guys (who are never satisfied) want a little more cushion for the pushin’ and a nice round bubble-butt that we can slap up against and drill our cock deep into. Thankfully, our voices have been heard and our demand has been fulfilled.

Ass Parade knows about our fondness for a plush derriere and delivers us exclusive content that we can really sink our teeth into. And, lest I forget, this is a Bangbros website (with all the network access and reputation for quality that comes along with that brand), so needless to say I’m expecting pretty big things from it. I’m excited about reviewing this one, so thanks for coming along for the ride. Let’s get to it.

The main tour of Ass Parade offers exactly what you think it will: a face-full of asses. The asses are wide, they’re soft, they’re full and juicy and they’re waiting to be slapped, squeezed and stuffed. There are lots of pics and free preview videos on the tour to give you an idea of what you’ll find inside, and from what I can tell, this website will not be slim pickings (if you’ll pardon the awful pun). Let’s shake our rumps into the members’ section and see what’s popping.

There have been 162 episodes of Ass Parade so far and, scrolling through the list of updates, I’m having a hard time figuring out which ass to watch first. They all look fantastic. Being unable to decide on any one ass, I went for a recent update that featured two asses in the same video. The movie featured Roxy Deville and Brianna Beach, two lovely ladies with some serious junk in the trunk. The video starts with the camera close up on her beautiful butt as she walks and puts a little twist in her hips ‘cause she knows that we’re watching. A little bit of chatting her up while she shows off her stunning bod, and then it’s bring in the friend, bring in a cock, and it’s off to the races. The video was 54 minutes long and played at a high quality 640x480. Watching these vids in full-screen is a must to really get that effect of the juicy ass in your face.

Of course, as I said earlier, this is a Bangbros website, so there’s a lot here to love. The Ass Parade movies are top notch, the girls are as sexy as you get, and let’s not forget the network access that you get with your membership. 100% exclusive content on some of the most famous reality sites around, including Bang Bus, Monsters of Cock, Big Tits Round Asses and more, 17 in total! There are over 1800 total movies to watch on this network, and weekly updates to almost every site, so even if you do run out of hot asses on Ass Parade (not an easy thing to do) you know that there’s a ton of other content here for you to enjoy.

Ultimately, for lovers of full, juicy asses slapping and bouncing on a stiff cock, there aren’t many sites that can compete with Ass Parade for quality and value for money. The girls they get are bootylicious, the videos look fantastic, and the bonus sites are actually worth visiting. This is a can’t miss proposition that you’d be crazy to pass up. Highly recommended!



Grade: 86/100