Captain Stabbin

Review:

     It’s hard to type while laughing. It’s not every day that I come across a website with a great twist, but Captain Stabbin’ has exactly that. The captain brings sexy girls on to his boat, gets them loose and oiled up, plunders their every hole, douses them with a great cumshot of sauce and then, just when you think that the slut can’t be taken advantage of more than she already has, he often tosses the bitch overboard and leaves her. I hope the girls aren’t too tired after their fuck session to still have some energy left over for swimming. At least the Captain is nice enough to leave her a life jacket. This website is a lot of fun. The girls are cute as all hell, will do just about anything for the Captain and, as if that weren’t enough, as part of the Reality Kings network your membership gets you access to 19 other sites with tons of content and some of the best reality porn you can find.

So far, there have been 251 episodes of Captain Stabbin’ and every Saturday he puts out to sea with a fresh catch. I took a look at about 20 of the episodes and the quality of the video matched the quality of the slut in it: fucking awesome. I didn’t see one bitch that you’d want to throw back, not until you were done with her anyway. There‘s no variety of video formats to chose from, but the stream and download speeds are fast and, while there is some graininess when you watch the video in full screen mode, it is more than watchable. Movie clips are available to download or stream in one minute clips, three clips of longer duration, or you can download the full movie. You also get access to .zip picture sets and screen caps that you can download to your computer for later.

The navigation of the site is identical to the other sites across the Reality Kings network, which is to say that there isn’t much here to complain about. You can browse the videos by recent updates, search by keyword, take a look at the most popular videos or even store your favorites on the site for future reference and easy retrieval. And, as I mentioned, having access to the other 3100 videos available on the network is one hell of a bonus.

I feel like I should say something bad about the site just so that I can sound impartial, but really this site makes me want to save my nickels to buy a boat. There doesn’t seem to be anything that these girls aren’t willing to bend over and do once they get on board this yacht. Some of the best blowjobs, pussy drilling and ass filling adventures seem to happen out there on the high seas. I wonder if it would be enough for me to buy a captain’s hat and fake it. Probably not, but at least in the meantime I have internet and a $24.95 per month membership and, for once, that’s almost good enough.



Grade: 86/100