Review:
My friends and I love to go whale watching, but we don’t waste time with a boat, water, or really even waste time with whales. All we wanna see is a nice whale tail thong poking out from the top of some low rise jeans and highlighting a nice, round ass. The great part is that this kind of whale watching can be done almost anywhere, from your local mall to clubs, even just walking down the street. Of course, sometimes I want to see some hot young whale tail but don’t want to go out hunting for it. At times like these, a site like Whale Tail’n definitely comes in handy.
Whale Tail’n is essentially just another straight, boy/girl, hardcore, suck’n’fuck website but each video features a hot young girl (usually 25 years old or less) showing off her gorgeous ass and protruding whale tail. There is something so dirty and slutty about the fashion style that repulses all the old folks and makes us young’uns hot and horny. There’s a generation gap at work, but if the whale tail calls to you, then let’s move on a bit.
The free tour of Whale Tail’n shows pics of the girls that you’ll find inside and lets you watch five preview videos and, while that’s not quite enough to really know what we’ll find in the members’ area, the girls on the tour are, at least, every little bit of sexy. The very top of the tour also brags that this is a network site that will give you access to over 5,400 different girls, 704 exclusive videos, 2,300 DVDs, 12,000 scenes and more than 4,000,000 pics. That’s not exactly an insignificant amount of content, so let’s not waste anymore time. Let’s get right to it!
I had high hopes for this site and, while the over-complicated navigation doesn’t ruin the experience, I found getting to what I wanted to be a big pain. The main page of the members’ section is almost overwhelming in the amount of options that you are presented with. After a few minutes of getting used to the navigation, however, I’m ready to start whale hunting.
There are only 15 Whale Tail’n scenes on the network so far, each one ripped from one of three different DVDs. Not much whale tail content here, then, but the consolation prize is that the girls are really sexy and the hardcore action had even this jaded reviewer growing a fucking tree in his jeans. New DVDs are added to the network regularly, but as far as I can tell, there’s no way to know when (or if) the new DVDs will feature whale tails or not.
For all that the site’s navigation takes some getting used to, there really is a ton of content on the network and it is well organized by niche, model name, model attributes and other factors that can help you filter through the thousands of hours of porn videos and let you find something that you’ll like quickly. Almost every possible niche is represented here and you can be sure that there will always be some kind of hot porn here for you to bust a nut to.
As an individual site, Whale Tail just doesn’t have enough content to even come close to justifying the price, but when taken merely as a small part of a massive network of porn, the value definitely increases. Even after being on it for a while, I’m not sure that I’m sold on the “feel” of the members’ area, but that could just be my own personal preference. Take a look at the bonus sites that are included and make your decision based on the network as a whole, not the individual sites.
Grade: 72/100
